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OBAMA YOUTH GO ON
GENOCIDAL RAMPAGEVENICE (PIO) -- In what may be a harbinger of things to come if Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is elected, the first mass graves of conservative children have been found in Venice, California. Obama Youth are allegedly behind the gruesome killings which are said to have been carried out by forcing uncommitted and Republican-leaning youngsters to listen to a treacly ode to their beloved leader on youtube. According to a liberal witness willing to speak on the condition of anonymity, "Death is instantaneous. The brutality was unlike anything I've ever seen." "I'm petrified," said four-year-old Hugh Jorgan, "There are no right-wingers left in soft playroom. I've had to start recycling and eating arugula, just hoping to fit in."
